He impregnated me. So he gave you a baby for New Year's Eve? 😳

If you're fucked up at work, fuck the secretary, she's already spread her legs

Touch your tits and cum inside! Yes, yes, I heard you, I want a creampie

Who starts the day with a wank, fuck! I'll wake up just for a creampie

It'll all drain out and no one will know I filled my friend with creampie